The Stammerer

A man had a bad case of stammering. He went to many doctors

over the years, but none of them could help him. Finally one doctor

said to him"I believe I found the reason for your stammering". The

man asked, "Wha, wha,  wha, what is my pro,  pro,  problem." The

doctor replied, "Your joystick is very, very large. The weight of your

joystick is causing a strain on your larynx, and this results in your

stammering. The only solution to this is to perform a joystick

transplant." The man was really tired of his stammering, so he

agreed to a transplant. Several days later the doctor called the man

up and informed him that they have found a suitable donor.The

transplant operation was successfully performed and the man could

speak without any stutter. At first he was happy, but after a while

he began to miss his large joystick, and how the girls used to love it.

He finally went back to his doctor and said, "Doctor, I am grateful

for the opportunity you have given me to speak without a stammer, but

I miss my old joystick. Please find the transplant donor and tell him

that we have to exchange manlinesses back." The doctor shook his head

and replied, "That's im,  im,  im,  im, im, imp, impo, impo,

impossible."