Christian Dog

Pastor, my dog is dead. could dere be a service 4 d poor creature? pastor replied, No, we can't have service for an animal in the church. but dere is a church down the road, maybe, they will do something 4 the animal.   The man answered, pastor, but do u think they'll accept a donation of US $250,000 in return 4 d burial service? Pastor exclaimed, sweet jesus! why didn't u tell me d dog was a christian!