Church Service

This guy keeps falling asleep in church and his wife’s getting sick of it. She decides she'll bring a pin to church with her and poke him when he starts falling asleep.

They're in church the next Sunday and he starts falling asleep right as the preacher’s saying, "And the Lord God created the heavens and the earth." His wife pokes him and he jumps up yelling "HALLELUIAH!!" The preacher, looking startled, says "very good, very good."

A little while later he starts falling asleep again as the preacher’s saying, "and the lord parted the red sea for Moses". His wife pokes him and he jumps up yelling, "PRAISE THE LORD!!" The preacher exclaims, "Very good, very good!"

A little while later he falls asleep again just as the preacher says, "And what did Eve say to Adam after they had their second child?" His wife pokes him again and he jumps up yelling, "STICK THAT THING IN ME AGAIN AND I'M GONNA BREAK IT OFF!"

Dogs eat Biscuits

In England, a Nigerian was chewing a bone after eating a meal, a Briton seating next to him was eating biscuits, after watching the Nigerian for a while, he asked; "what do dogs eat in Nigeria? The man replied; "Biscuits