The Igbo Man in the Well

An Igbo man fell into a well one day & started screaming for help. 

His wife rushed off to buy a rope to save him. When she returned, she threw one end down into the well & the Igbo man examined the rope & asked; "How much did you buy this rope?" The wife said "N1000". 

Still inside the well he shouted "What! Return it now & go to Papa Emeka, he sells for N300. Hurry up please before I die! Biko!!!!

The Strange Lawyer

A lawyer named Strange died, and his friends asked the tombstone maker to inscrbe on his
tombstone, "Here lies Strange,a honest man nd a lawyer". 

The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, 4 passersby would tend to tink dat 3 men
wer burid unda d stne. Howevr he sugestd an altnative: 

He wld inscribe, "Here lies a man hu was bot honest nd a lawyer. dat way, weneva any1 walkd by d
tombstone and read it, dey wld be certain 2 remark: "That's Strange!"

The mountain Event

One day, 4 men went up to a mountain to give a sacrifice to their god. they were Nigerian, Chinese, Enlish, and Indian.

English man: "this is for my people". and he jumped down the mountain.
"Chinese man: "this is for my people" and he jumped down.

When it was the nigerian's turn, he says: " this is for my people" and he pushes the indian man down the mountain.

Condom & Pad

A CONDOM told a PAD "fuck u,u always stop my business for a week"

The PAD replied "Yeah bcos when u fuck up,I lose my job for 9 months