Monday, February 14, 2011

The Prospective Medical Doctor

A boy who had intentions of being a doctor got his WAEC result with two credits in Igbo and Agriculture.

Luckily for him he had an uncle who worked in the medical college so he now embarked on a journey to secure an admission in medicine.

The following discussion went on between the boy and his uncle.

Uncle: - Jnr long time. How are you doing?

Boy - I’m ok I came looking for admission in your faculty.

Uncle - So how were your O' levels results?

Boy - Fine oh. I really want to be the first Doctor from our village and with your help I can secure admission.

Uncle - What were your results like?   

Boy - Two credits in Igbo and Agriculture

Uncle - laughing said "you can still be a Doctor but a native doctor. You will use your credit in Agriculture to look for herbs and Igbo to chant incantations"

Friday, February 4, 2011

Don't Stop!

A Nigerian mother asks her pregnant teenage daughter ''Funke how did you get pregnant?" ''I told you, if a man touches your boobs, say 'DON'T' and if he touches your privates, say 'STOP'", The girl says "But mamma, I did, He was touching both places at the same time, so i said "DON'T STOP!"