Wednesday, June 16, 2010

I Lost My Husband

A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband;

woman; I lost my hubby
inspector: what's his height?
woman: i never noticed
inspector: slim or healthy?
woman: not slim, can b healthy
inspector: colour of eyes?
woman: never noticed,
inspector: hair?
woman: should b black
inspector: what was he wearing?
woman: i don't remember exactly
inspector: was somebody with him?
woman: yes, my Labrador dog (romeo) tied wit a golden chain, height 30", healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded wit blue balls, he likes non veg. food, we eat together, we jog 2geda. the woman started crying.

inspector: lets search 4 d dog 1st!!!!!!!!

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