So this young boy comes running home from school and tells his dad, "Daddy, daddy! I had sex with my teacher today!" His dad says, "Good for you, son! You know that new bike that you've been asking me for? Well, let's go down to the store and get it, right now!"
So they go to the bike shop and buy a nice, new, green bike. The dad asks, "So do you want to ride it home, or do you just want me to throw it in the back of the truck?"
The kid says, "Just put it in the truck, my butt still hurts."
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