Nigerian Girls

Nigerian Girls who :

Are Skinny Thinks they are Models or should be Models
Are Fat Thinks they will make better Wives
Are short Thinks they are born agains

Are tall thinks it was of their making .
Are poor thinks they are homely
Are rich thinks they are too much for one man

Are below 15 wants the time to start moving faster
Ar, e in their 20s wants the time to start moving slowly
Are in their 30s wants the time to stand still

Are in their 40s wants the time to start moving backwards
Are Christians thinks they deserve all the good men
Are Married thinks it was because they are too smart

Are not married thinks it was evil wish from their relatives
Are married to rich men thinks they should have married another rich guy if the present husband didnt come along

Are married to poor guys thinks the husband is lazy
Are lucky to have Children thinks it was because of their righteousness
Are not lucky to have Children Blame their evil relatives

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