A very elderly couple appears before a judge.
“Your honor, we want a divorce.”
“A divorce?” asks the judge, “How old are you?”
“I’m 93. She’s 89.”
“And how long have you been married?”
“69 years.”
“And after 69 years, NOW you want a divorce?”
“Yes, because we cannot agree on where to go when we are dead.
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