Shan came into the office an hour late for the third time this week and found the boss waiting for him.
What's the story this time, Shan? he asked sarcastically. "Let's hear a good excuse for a change.
Shan sighed, "Everything went wrong this morning, boss.
The wife decided to drive me to the station. She got ready in ten minutes, but then the drawbridge got stuck.
Rather than let you down, I swam across the river – look, my suit's still damp – ran out to the airport, got a ride on Mr. Thompson's helicopter, landed on top of Radio City Music Hall, and was carried here piggyback by one of the Rockettes.
You'll have to do better th an that, Shan, said the boss, obviously disappointed. No woman can get ready for anything in ten minutes.
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